The Long Way

WLWT’s helicopter has been flying overhead all day, literally.  Either there’s nothing more newsworthy than a cow that escaped slaughter, or they’re helping in the search for said missing cow.  Either way, it’s getting sort of annoying.

update:  they found the cow, shot it with a tranquilizer, and since that didn’t work they killed it.

An interesting phenomenon takes place in this city: the odds of running into someone you know, or know of, are quite unusually high compared to the county’s population. As an example, if you were raised in Cincinnati and walk into a bar as a twenty- or thirty-something adult, you’ll most likely have a conversation with a former co-worker, or someone you went to high school with. Or, god forbid, someone you went out with once.

It’s really no wonder that 27% of the county has been diagnosed with chlamydia, is it?

Every time the dogs start barking, I wonder if this fellow is out in the backyard. The sheriff’s helicopter has been doing flyovers on and off all day.